If you need to be in control Your life becomes a reaction Because human beings can have all… Just as long as It’s damage control

Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying

The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

It’s capitalism after it shed its skin

The only ones Who antisemites hate more than Je… Are Jews who defend themselves There is a name For their belief system:

I was painting by the numbers But mysteriously One number kept coming up So, I spent the remainder of my y… Working on a series of one paintin…

We’ve been traveling down a street… Post-enlightenment Secular Materi… And the thing about a dead-end str… Is that it seems like any other st… Until you come to the dead end

The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience

Cyberspace has divided us By walling each of us into Our own private nihilo So, we’ll all be able to recognize… Because he will be able to walk th…

My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…

To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time

The difference between a human bei… And an animal Is that a human’s instincts Can be wrong

All the games people play Are iterations of the same game: Playing along Playing along is a language game And the only way to win the game