It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously
The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke
At the risk of defeating myself I’ll say it in vain: Love and aggression are sutured by pain making war and peace
Zionism is the hill I will die on To be buried in the ground From which the world to come Is about to burst forth
Pressed on their oft explicit Sometimes implicit goal Of driving all of Israel’s Jews Into the sea, Western antisemites insist
Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…
The difference between being hungr… And being power hungry Is that hunger can be satisfied This is because God is
When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort
Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare
When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…
Pay attention to what is said: “One day we hope to enable every p… to feel as strong a sense of conne… as you feel when you’re physically with someone you love”
In banishing fear of the unknown By knowing it all Our risk is only greater Because now It’s the devil you know
Don’t fear death– Time is the chisel With which we sculpt the infinite Or if, like me, you work with word… Each day is a first edition
I’m sad to say I’ve never been happier And I’m happy to say I’ve never been sadder All of which is to say
