Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…
There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…
I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed
Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time
The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…
Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…
I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before
Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…
I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me
If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty
TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression
The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation
People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…