Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

There’s more than one way to move… So, I’m always beavering away At my dam that bends the river Far, far away from the foot of the…

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear

When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness

If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan

The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors

We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good

Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–

There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter

Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

Every night when I go to sleep my dreams fulfill my dearest wishe… so that I can make it through anot… But the metaverse is a dreamscape where your avatar is only allowed…