I am just like everyone else In that I am nothing like anyone… Which is how I am one While we too are one
A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance
The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all
I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current
Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
The amygdala tags memories such th… emotional events receive priority so when you rely on how you rememb… you’re trusting how you felt as if it weren’t always the case t…
When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…
As long as there have been people there have been people wearing mas… the difference now is that each mask comes with an entire cos…
On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death
A materialist looks at life And sees death A believer looks at death And sees life
Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish
Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi
