The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures
A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…
We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control
In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…
People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort
“A quantum state is not an element… instead, it represents the degrees… about the possible outcomes of mea… Just so: A mental state is not an element o…
If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace
The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won
We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death
I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?
The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident
If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged
The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
One of the great rabbinic sages ex… That this world’s three most inten… Are Jews, dogs, and roosters My take? No one greets the day like a roost…
The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war
