God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance
For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…
For every deep dive into the data there’s a data analyst with the be…
Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying
The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best
I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes
The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone
The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste
Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible
America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice
If human beings are to survive it will be as cyborgs where AI does all the thinking and we supply all the feeling with the caveat that
All dressed down with nowhere to go
Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote