We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely

When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

The only way to become friends And stay friends Is to spend time together Is it any wonder, then That pandemic lockdowns

Every night when I go to sleep my dreams fulfill my dearest wishe… so that I can make it through anot… But the metaverse is a dreamscape where your avatar is only allowed…

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

What is the culture war really bei… The battlefield is littered with c… Those clues are our dead bodies That still walk And talk

The only thing more threatening th… Is change So, the most courageous person is… Stands up in public and announces… What counts as change?

She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late

In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier

At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

I went to a personal branding work… only to find that my most marketab… leveraging value from a lack of or… lends itself more to generics

There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances