A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it

I want what you want so I want a cow

I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them

Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go

In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor

In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get

Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…

You’ll know that you are living on easy street when it’s a dead end street

No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity

An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us

We are hard wired for cooperation to better compete Marxism fails because it enacts a competition

Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground

She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost