In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results
I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class
As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death
Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…
That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead
Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement
“The human body generates more bio…
Life is a brief window of opportun… And the opportunity of a lifetime Consists of the chance To help turn the wheel of time Which turns everything towards the…
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
AI is a genie in a bottle that can only grant one wish: the wish for
We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought
An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak
The real miracle is that While you can’t believe without im… You can fake it ‘til you make it Revealing the passage towards beli… Belying your disbelief with the ac…
In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time
