The world is An interrogation room And God is behind The two-way mirror

The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back

Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident

People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…

What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…

There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

The only ones Who antisemites hate more than Je… Are Jews who defend themselves There is a name For their belief system:

For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant

We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–

When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously

My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something