My first meeting with God was ver… I knocked on the door and said “Excuse me?” God didn’t look up from what He w… As He calmly and firmly explained

The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…

In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always

We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons

The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received

In Let there be plight the P is silent

Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will

According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…

Whether or not God’s work Is a thankless task Is up to us

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map