A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway

You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack

You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them

You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful

In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say

I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing

Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears

Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…

If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound

The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you

The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste

The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego

X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates