The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism

You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart

Yes, everything good between a man and a wo– man involves friction

I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me

A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead

The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured

If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio

I always hoped My life would be Fortuitous So, I lived in fear Now I pray

I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them

Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!

Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want

Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice

Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed