Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)

Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description

Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant

We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution

Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film

Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I

My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

I used to fear That it would take all my strength Just to go on Now I just know That all my strength is for going…

God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds

If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath

When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices