I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot
The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines
The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for
Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time
No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns
Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker
One interpretation holds that the… And the Tree of Knowledge of Goo… Are one and the same tree Which makes sense to me Since when Adam and Eve decided t…
Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell
Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth
The buzz you’re suddenly hearing Is the dawning recognition That buzzwords aren’t magic after… And that the real magic words Aren’t just older than time
When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…
The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…