People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for

Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi

A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…

Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…

In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…

It’s not how well you prompt AI it’s how promptly you do so because he who laughs first will have the last laugh

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is

The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–

The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists

Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it

We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups

Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…