I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…

Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con

In the latest version of doublespe… A rhetorical question Is shrouded in a question

Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…

You can neither know nor control t… But you can follow it And as you follow the truth You will come to know How to control yourself

Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know

The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end

It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…

Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…

It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic

Desire is Putting all of your eggs in one ba… Wisdom is Understanding that there is only o…