When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost
When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice
How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…
You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…
I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current
Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…
The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back
And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…
Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass
In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable