If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards

Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious

Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week

They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand

As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death

Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion

People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first

You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power

Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want

AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the