I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold

I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns

Self-inflicted wounds Are those that result from Trying to cut yourself off from G… Because that is impossible So, you just end up cutting yourse…

God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient

Like many of you All my life I’ve been trying to predict What will happen when The unstoppable force

Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…

I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

The internet is based on sensual p… Minus three or four of the senses And one or two dimensions of space…

That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead

Regarding electric vehicles, if you give Americans a choice eventually they will make the necessary choice But if you give them

Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them

The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button