The Book of Numbers
We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat
In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up
If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem
If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself
Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors
In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable
The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back
I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath
We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children
God took the risk and made human beings to add meaning to His creation God gambled everything because this could mean anything
If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions
We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works
Life is a give and take And since he’ll never give any cri… Because he can’t take any criticis… A people pleaser is the walking de…