My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret

Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing

War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings

Make no bones about it I can’t feel a thing in my bones So, I reach for my phone

Desire is so hard to put into word… In satisfying our desire God provides just enough Which, given the nature of our des… Is more than enough

Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk

Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go

Per Wittgenstein Words only gain meaning through th… And they are always used in the co… Of the game being played in the mo… So, when we use words

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…

The devil is ingenious: Since our minds are inside the min… The devil has designs on us Uploading our minds to the cloud– i.e. To hell–

Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000

The most radical act has become One that gives you meaning Without getting you attention Not because we don’t need one anot… We all do–

My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric