When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up
Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing
The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
She may have lost the 2016 electio… but Hillary Clinton can claim a moral tie
Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid
The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won
The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game
People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…
I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting
Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food
At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…
There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…