After years of therapy I was able to go from survivor’s guilt to thriver’s guilt
Never Win Anything
By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups
During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin
Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found
The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…
Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory
The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off
I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy
With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness
My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged
