Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying

Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing

The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome

It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…

Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road

If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask

With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…

There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter

It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!

A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job