When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm
When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that
On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit
I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar
An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in
Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down
It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious
Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors
Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on
Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again
The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism
I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns
In order to minimize intra-tribal… while aggressively pursuing class… progressive educated elites turn t… like common schoolyard bullies And the fact that you can only
It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been
Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…