Thinking the best of myself My best thinking Got me here, Before God

I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war

Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

I can know I think– See Descartes I can think I know– Ask my wife I can even think I think–

True belonging Allows for truth So, we belong to no one Even though we deserve each other

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on

The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it

Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening