Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you

Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste

What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.

You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor

The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way

Desire is so hard to put into word… In satisfying our desire God provides just enough Which, given the nature of our des… Is more than enough

The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

I’ve been gaining valuable experie… In on-the-job training It’s a big job But somebody’s got to do it– I’m learning how to predict the fu…

All raw deals Are some version of the following: If we screw up You’ll keep your mouth shut Because if you draw attention to i…

The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous

Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time

I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid

Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation

When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…

I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false