Our thick skulls are a double-edge… Protecting our fragile brains When we are brained with an actual… Even as we are so hardheaded That the truth about our lust for…

There is only one product but infinite ways to package it

It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality

Life may be defined by loss But the picture Next to the definition Depicts acceptance

You may think that the unconscious Is there to protect you from seein… How the sausage is made Because if you knew You wouldn’t want to eat it

Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being

As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true

In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden

Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because

Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny

Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death

The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:

An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in

Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips

The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for