People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort
China’s zero-covid policy zeroes in on ideology in order to zero out reality Americans, too, have a zero percen… making justice a total zero
Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell
A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is
It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…
What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class
If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do
Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful
On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death
Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about