Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage

Evil is cruelty plus pleasure

On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…

The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you

Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost

The dark side of the Force Is the force of habit The light side of the Force Is the force of habit

There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer

I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

Guilt is a trap Locking you in The desire of others But God has a plan To set you free

You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.

Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants

In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons

Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors