He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
It’s not how well you prompt AI it’s how promptly you do so because he who laughs first will have the last laugh
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous
It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–
What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong
They say love it or leave it yet what do you do if you love your country but it leaves you
I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie
The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism
Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful
My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said
Each of us are broken Off from one another So that together We create our mosaic Moshiach will come
It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that
