I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something

When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology

When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy

In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;

I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start

When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation

Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those

Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall

When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place

I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…

Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…