Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry

The difference between being hungr… And being power hungry Is that hunger can be satisfied This is because God is

When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…

There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…

If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced

Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy

The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

It was easier to live the lie I w… Than to face the truth we all knew But eventually The truth blew up in my face And now it’s written all over my f…

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

Panic in the feeds of Towson Panic in the feeds of Baltimore I sunder too, myself Could life ever obtain again The world wide feeds that load you…