While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house

God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes

A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family

There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology

I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe

You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…

If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure

Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?

It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want

Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.

AI is A nobody And I am Nobody’s fool