TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer

When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm

Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder

Because man is condemned to freedo… his freedom has no exchange value Still, every man has his price since he is always free to sell his soul to the devil

The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is

Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down

A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel

I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it

Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone