In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war
When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house
Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go
All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior
We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything
The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations
Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like
The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon
In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy
In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;
When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness
I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it
Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…
Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle