Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…

Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone

It’s always darkest before the yawn

Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid

I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

The duel with yourself is whether Your life will be a duel with God Or a duel against others This is the fight of your life And you have two hands

If we rest on Shabbos Then sleep alone isn’t rest– It is To borrow a phrase from Freud The dream work

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

People don’t generally like instru… because music without words is just math come alive Adding words to music takes it from counting time

The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need

The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man

When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up

Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time