Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000

I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…

Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition

We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part

How much Are you willing to sacrifice For what You cannot have

Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…