I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns
You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack
When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–
Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain
By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem
The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–
In the new cold war between the neoliberal west and the Chinese Communist Party the neoliberals are destined to wi… having already hacked the path of…
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like
The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small
Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors
Breathe in not out