The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…
Never Win Anything
People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar
They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep
The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game
In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent
This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel
Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker
In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden
To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible
The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing
When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid
Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air
We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to