We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…
Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized
People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish
All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…
If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by
It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go
A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to
My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up
A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…
What’s the difference between wind… When what you desire is behind gla… And Windows shopping When what you desire is behind a s… When it’s behind glass
We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
Make no bones about it I can’t feel a thing in my bones So, I reach for my phone
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
