In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology
We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer
I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost
A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him
It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway
Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
In the new cold war between the neoliberal west and the Chinese Communist Party the neoliberals are destined to wi… having already hacked the path of…
I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment
The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that
It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth
Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous
Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with
Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…
In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…