It was only once I became Observant That I became Observant
Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time
The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won
When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…
For every deep dive into the data there’s a data analyst with the be…
If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure
God doesn’t make mistakes But He lets us make mistakes Which, unless I’m mistaken Means there’s no mistaking us for… But being mistake prone
Pay attention to what is said: “One day we hope to enable every p… to feel as strong a sense of conne… as you feel when you’re physically with someone you love”
The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need
Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it
Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote
When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker
If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…
It was only after The social media firestorm Had burned our civilization down That we rose from the ashes Like a phoenix
Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life
