AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…

But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression

You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

In the new cold war between the neoliberal west and the Chinese Communist Party the neoliberals are destined to wi… having already hacked the path of…

Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…

We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…

We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good

My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese

Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…

Apocalypse now in the eternal now

Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest