Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom

Give thanks to God For we are much obliged

Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say

In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off

We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending

If you have to ask how much pursuing it will cost you then you’ve already given way on your desire

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else

It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval

Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

First, we learn how to walk Then we learn how to walk away For many of us This takes the rest of our lives But if we never give up