The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that
Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane
When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid
Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with
If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all
My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it
I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone
The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When
Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place
If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty
In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end
I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego
Every night when I go to sleep my dreams fulfill my dearest wishe… so that I can make it through anot… But the metaverse is a dreamscape where your avatar is only allowed…
If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio