It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
If: “The unconscious is structured lik… Then: The ego is structured like a trans… of that language into the mother t…
When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…
We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in
I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current
For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves
It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral
I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start
As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
AI is A nobody And I am Nobody’s fool
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics
Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker
“The human body generates more bio…