God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description

We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit

In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

I generally find that the only thi… People are less interested in hear… Than what I dreamt about last nig… Is the poem I wrote this morning Which actually makes sense

Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film

Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power

Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…

You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it

You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must

Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life