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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

No One Else Can Get Along With Jenkins

God isn’t dead
which is another way of saying
God isn’t unemployed
and still has the same job
just with a new job description
as Director of Employee Wellness programs
and a new spot on the org chart
reporting to Jenkins in HR

Otras obras de Chris Gaither...
“Technically, Clowns Are a Subset of Mime”

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that
Neo Is the One but Trinity Is Me and You as Us

The narrative arc of the Matrix m… appears to be about man vs. machin… when really it’s about resolving man vs. woman: A man must learn
St. Francis of Pachisi

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
Don’t Get Mad; Don’t Even Get Even

Don’t get mad, get to work Because the best revenge is living… And you would do well to Work with what you’ve got And what you’ve got
Antisemites Are Automatons

When antisemites blame Jews They haven’t taken responsibility Which means they aren’t free Leaving them no choice But to blame Jews
No One Is Alone Because We’re All in a Relationship; Loneliness Comes from Avoiding That Relationship

All relationships but one Are located on a continuum From one pole of complete trust To the opposite pole of total fear The exception that proves the rule
Save Us From the Time of Trial

I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me
Authorities Have Called Off Man’s Search for Meaning

The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals
Make Love, Not War

Breathe in not out
The Free Play of Imagination and the Compulsive Grind of Curation

As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg
I Am Your Husband

To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain
God Is a Net; We’ve Chosen the Internet

If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
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Our Fear That AI Will Kill Us Comes From the Truth That We Would Never Die for It, and If It’s as Smart as It’s Cracked Up to Be, Surely It Knows This

One difference between God and A… Is that God tests our faith Because He has faith in us Whereas AI tests our patience Because it is supposed to make lif…
“The Light From the (First Nuclear) Explosion Was Seen Clearly at Albuquerque”

The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome
Folsom Warden Blues

In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…



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