Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder

The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something

It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…

Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con

In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons

My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…

The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is

When the doyennes of progressive a… “From the river to the sea is an a… human rights, and peaceful coexist… Bernard-Henri Levy helpfully tran… “‘From the river to the sea’, whic…

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone