Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste
Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:
The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since
She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story
If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event
Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming
We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in
I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me
When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–
Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life
When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…
When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…
While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace
