Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless

Man’s job is to think of a way To put God’s plan into action What is God’s plan And how do we take action? God’s plan unfolds

Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem

Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back

Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one

Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble

A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!

Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know

In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar

I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar

Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell