The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type

The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won

When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness

The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated

Nothing is Risk-free Except hell

The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…

I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…

I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?

The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet

Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships

Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots