If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix

God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

If you lower the status of all mal… The high-status males will be aver… And the rest will be bottom feeder… Eating away at the foundation

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game

Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

It used to be that everybody had t… But now everybody has the same kin… Which means nobody has any kinks Leaving us all with the emptiness Of giving and receiving pain

Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.

On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit

The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need

The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what